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dumb dumb.
- - - - - EIGHT.
Jin's vision is blurry.
Probably because Namjoon is choking the life out of him.
"Namjoon, is this what 'headass' means?" Jin tries to wheeze out, but his words sound like a slurred mumble.
"What?" Namjoon says in confusion. "Shut up, I'm trying to strangle you."
"Mkay." He squeaks.
"Joonie, stop!" Jennie yells, ripping him away from Jin.
Jin takes deep breaths, letting the oxygen flow back into his body. Namjoon attempts to lunge at him again before Jennie holds him back from doing so.
"Are you out of your mind?" He snarls. "She doesn't need a mini Jin running around in her apartment!"
Sana laughs in amusement. "Why did you try to seduce her in the first place?"
Jin shrugs. "She made me like this, so it was just my natural instinct. But next time, I'm just gonna take her."
"What?" Namjoon sits up abruptly. "No! You cannot just take her. That's rape!"
The three of them stare blankly, their last two brain cells struggling to survive.
Namjoon slaps a palm against his forehead. "You're like children stuck in a adult's body." He groans. "Come here, all of you. Sit down."
He gathers the three of them, grouping them to sit on the living room floor in front of him. When all three are still and quiet, Namjoon starts his lesson.
"Listen up." He begins. "If you want to get laid, you can't force your partner into anything. Not only is it crime, but it also doesn't work."
Jennie scrunches her eyebrows. "What does 'laid' mean?"
"Oh, I know!" Sana raises her hand. "It's slang for 'sex', I heard them say it on Bad Girls Club!"
"Yeah... no more Bad Girls Club for you." Namjoon declares.
Jin presses his lips together. "That's weird. I was watching a breeding program and the female animals didn't ask the males to mate with them. The females were in heat and they just–"
"Stop! That's where you're wrong, kiddo." Namjoon sips orange juice. "Humans don't go into 'heat'. It's there choice to mate, not a genetic urge."
"Is that why she's always neglecting me? Then why would she set my sexual rate so high?"
Namjoon spews out his orange juice again, this time the droplets landing on Jennie's shirt.
"No! Not my new Chanel top!" She whines, staring at her shirt in horror.
"She did what?!" He exclaims, ignoring Jennie. "And she has the nerve to call me a thirsty thot? That hypocrite..."
"What rate did you set Sana and Jennie?" Jin glances to the two sunshines.
"A four, thank lawd. But I shouldn't have requested them to be so energetic and friendly." He sighs pitifully.
Sana and Jennie shrug nonchalantly. It is what it is.
"Anyways!" Namjoon snaps. "You have to play the game, Jin. Get to know her, charm her, have her chase after you, and tease a little too. Then, you should seduce her."
"Charm? Tease? How do I do that?" He questions.
Ever so slowly, one of Namjoon's eyebrows rises up his forehead. A mischievous grin then creeps up his face.
"My dear Jinnie boy," he chuckles. "Are you asking me to teach you how to seduce a woman? You know I'll have to corrupt you to do that."
Jin will do whatever it takes. Byulyi was simply driving him insane. "I'm more than ready. Please help me, Namjoon." He begs.
An evil laugh escapes Namjoon's lips as he grabs his laptop off the coffee table.
"Jennie and Sana, stay here and watch the Vine compilations I showed you." He orders. "Jin, come on. I'm gonna teach you how human sex works."
He leads Jin into his bedroom. He sits him on the bed, places his laptop beside him, and grins.
"Have fun." Namjoon says, and hits play.
He then leaves the room, a wicked smile across his face as moans begin to ring out in the room behind him. Namjoon turns around to see Jin's horrified-yet-fascinated face.
"It's called porn." He winks at the innocent soul before locking Jin inside the room.
