Reylo headcanons and oneshots

Headcanon #13

So, I dreamt about this conversation last night and like the idea so much I decided to write it down for you guys.

POE: So Rey! You and Luke came straight from ach-too to crait to save us from Kylo Ren? Thank you both! Now let's figure out how to take down Supreme Leader Snoke and the First Order with like 10 people.
REY: Um, actually...
FINN: What?
REY: I made another stop on the way to Crait.
POE: Where?
REY: Snoke's ship.
FINN:...
POE:....
ROSE: (Still passed out in bed) ...
FINN: Wait how in the universe did we miss you!?
POE: Why on earth did you go there!
FINN: And why didn't you at least say HI!
REY: I was trying to turn Kylo Ren onto the Light side.
FINN: What
POE: What
LEIA: Girl what
ROSE, stirring: uhhhhh kay.
FINN: WHY?
REY: we'd been chatting.
POE: How...
REY: Through the Force, duh.
FINN: That's. Not. How. The. Force. Works.
FINN: ... Or is it.
REY: It was pretty intimate.
FINN: HOW
REY: He took his shirt off.
POE: Excuse me
FINN: EXCUSE ME!
LEIA: That sure sounds like my idiot son.
LEIA: ... maybe he isn't completely lost.
LEIA: huh
REY: Anyway when I went to see him, Kylo turned on Snoke and killed him and then we killed Snoke's guards together and it was super, super hot.
FINN: what
POE: what!
LEIA: Wait what the hell the aupreme leader is dead!?
POE: This changes things.
LEIA: Like potentially our entire strategy.
FINN: So who's in charge of the First Order now?
REY: Yeah, about that.
LEIA:...
FINN:....
POE:....
REY:...
REY: Kylo wanted to tear everything down and start afresh and kinda offered me the galaxy and then freaked put when I didn't go for it.
REY: I mean at least buy me dinner first, am I right?!
LEIA: ...
FINN: ...
POE: ...
REY: And so yeah as near as I can tell he said screw this and crowned himself Supreme Leader after I took off in Snoke's escape craft.
REY: (like a boss)
FINN: ...
POE: huh
LEIA: Why am I not surprised...
REY: So yeah those are all my big updates. What a day, right!
POE: Hold on
REY: Yeah, what's up?
POE: Can you still talk to Kylo Ren through the Force or whatever?
REY: Unfortunately yes.
REY: He was here just a minute ago actually.
FINN: UM...
LEIA: ... so while you were gone most of the Resistance straight up perished since they can track us through Lightspeed.
LEIA: We just barely managed to shake them thanks to Luke's stunt.
LEIA: Are you telling me that the new Supreme Leader will be able to track us down immediately thanks to you.
REY: Nah it's chill
FINN: why???
REY: We can't see eaxh other's surroundings.
FINN: Seriously!?
REY: Only each other.
REY: (stares dreamily)
REY: Oh speak of the devil.
REY: Ben your mon says hi.
KYLO REN: I HAVE NO MOTHER snarl snort
REY: Leia, he says he's very sorry for everything he's done and as atornment he promises to dismantle the firat order from the inside.
KYLO REN: (tears off cape in fury then puts it on again.
FINN: um
POE: ummmm
LEIA: I need like eight drinks
REY: Also Finn, he says he's sorry for almost killing you. And sorry for Force- torturing you Poe.
KYLO REN: NO Rey, you're lying! Tell them I will DESTROY YOU and THEM and all of IT!!
REY: Also Leia he says your hair looks really pretty like that.
KYLO REN: (screams)