Lips Lickin' Lolli's For Money • Joshler One-Shot Stories

Bros Before Hoes

PART ONE

Josh shook his head at his best friend, snickering as Brendon toyed with fairly short shorts. "Look at me Joshie, my fat ass cant fit in these!" Brendon turned around then, perking his ass out to Josh, and Brendon then began backing into him in the middle of the store.

Josh let him have his fun, the older boy getting the attention of other shoppers before his taunting 'ooo's became boasting laughter. Brendon threw the shorts on top of the rounder instead of hanging them back up and Josh instead wanted to leave. Brendon hadnt stop laughing til they were out and the smell of food from the food court mall shut Brendon up.

"Dude you cant say I'm wrong. Literally since you've been here, every dude wants to sleep with you." Brendon pushed at Josh's shoulder.

Josh shrugged, "I wouldn't say every dude."

Brendon looked at him as if he were dumb, "come on. I've been with these people since kindergarten. You come in the picture and everyone is coming to school with boners. Yes, even the girls."

Josh shook his head, "it was fun while it lasted."

"Yeah yeah, you little whore. But I love you, even though I've only known you for seven months, and schools almost over." Brendon groaned. "But since you been here, things been great for me."

"Whys that? What'd I do?"

"You're pretty face gave me more customers. They're all tryna get in your pants. My weed, your number."

"Dude, you're not actually giving my number, right?" Josh turned to look at him. He had had some random numbers, but he thought it was by total mistake.

"Only like 2 people."

"That's two too many, Bren!"

"Have you answered them?" Brendon crossed his arms getting close to Josh's face.

"No of course not, it's pretty creepy getting at text saying, is this Josh?"

"I don't see the problem?" Bren moved around Josh to continue on getting some food. As they waited in line at chick fil a, he looked down at his phone and smiled, turning to Josh with a smile. "Tyler said hi."

Josh blushed, he blushed for many reasons. His first was because Brendon knew every since the first day he had seen and met Josh, that Josh had a somewhat crush on Tyler. He seen how Josh gets all jittery and scratches the back of his neck a lot around Tyler.

Tyler wasnt the most shy person. He was pretty buoyant and a bit out bursting. He spoke things without thinking, shaped beautifully. Josh could never get it out of his mind. Hes pictured him and Tyler in many scenarios, hes even pictured just holding him, kissing him, and it always made Josh's heart skip a beat.

But as always, there was a problem, and Josh hated it, but he let out a nervous laugh and looked at Brendon. "Tell your boyfriend to stop flirting with me."

"What, its just a simple hi." Brendon laughed.

"You know how Tyler says hi, it's never -- friendly -- per se." Josh groaned, rolling his shoulders. They got to the front, Josh choosing to go first as Brendon was busy texting Tyler. After a bit, he and Brendon were sitting down eating.

Josh had been busy with his overactive mind and Brendons thumbs tapped away on his screen. He chuckled, catching Josh's attention. "What?"

"Nothing, Tyler's being an idiot."

"Why you say that?"

Brendon only answered with a shrug. He looked up at Josh, setting his phone down and smiled quick at Josh. They ate their food, it was quiet as the finished and threw it away. They went to Joshs truck, he getting in the driver as Brendon was in the passenger about to leave to Brendons house.

"Hey dude."

Josh looked at him before moving the car out of the parking spot, eyebrows raised, waiiting for Brendon. "I know you mean no harm and all, and like I joke about you being my whore best friend. And you know I'm joking, right?" Josh nodded. "Okay, cool. I must know you dont know much of Tyelr and all, but please, dont sleep with my boyfriend."

Josh sighed, he opened his arms to Brendon pulling him into a hug. "I wouldn't do that, Bren. You're like the greatest friend I've ever had, in a long time. I wouldn't jeopardize it like that."

Brendon smiled, hugging him tighter. "Cool, cause I invited him over."

"You what?!?"

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Joah sighed and moved himself as much closer to the arm of the couch as he possibly could as Tyler came in the living room. He placed a water bottle in Brendons hand, smiling when Brendon said 'thank you, baby' and of course Tyler said a polite 'you're welcome'.

He then went over to Josh, since he had created so much space between himself and the couple, Tyler had to walk a couple steps over to him. Josh looked up at him, that stupid crooked pretty smile had taken the breath out of Josh. Tyler leaned forward to speak to him, "What are you doing all the way over here?"

"I usually uh.. sit over here, when I come over." Joah looked away. Tyler shrugged, setting the cold bottle of water on Josh's crotch. Josh hissed, moving the bottle away but never turned to look at Tyler. Well tried, it was as if Tyler knew Josh was gonna stare at his ass as he moved to sit up on all fours as he moved beside Brendon, whispering to him, touching him and Josh was focused on his ass.

He had to stop.

He looked away, he had to keep his word, he couldnt do against Brendon like that, especially when Brendon had brought it up. Hes probably worried, and maybe Josh wasnt making it any better he guessed.

"I'm gonna take a leak real quick, guys." Josh stood up, the couple had barley heard him, but he got away and instead went up the steps and to Brendons room where he sat up on the bed.

He sighed through his nose, using his pointer and middle finger to scratch at hsi eyebrow.

Is this Joshie?

Josh shook his head, cursing Brendon as if he were in the room.

No it's not. Please stop texting this number.

Josh thought it'd be the end of it as he turned off his screen,  but ofcourse his phone had vibrated in his hands and opened to see the new number had texted him again.

What a terrible liar. But I guess I see your problem. Maybe this could change your mind.

Josh waited patiently, questioning what's to happen. A message came through, downloading. Another, another, two more and once they had loaded and caught up, Joah had choked on his own spit.

The body that had graced his phone and he couldnt tear his eyes off, had him lost for words. Of course it was a bit of a surprise, he never had someone text him so forward, and yeah he had a type. This boy, he clearly saw they were, was his type.

And maybe a way for him to stop this silly act around Tyler.

OOPS