This lowkey works better if you read them out loud-
"That's why I put them all in one room so they won't be lonely"
"And when I was younger I put them all on my bed and covered them with blankets so they wouldn't be cold"
"I'm half fairy half emo"
"I never looked at a happy meal the same way again"
"three letters"
"yes, but you're paying for the costume"
"I kind of feel like I should say I'm not a furry but at the same time"
"But we should try it sometime-"
"It was some almond cornflakes thingy, but it tasted yummy"
"There's been a lot more crackheads spawning around here like endermans and creepers... definitely not a cool trick sis"
"So do we graduate on google classroom?"
"Rip your shirt buddy"
"Now that I think about it, the death of my stuffed animals explains most of my issues"
"Like that's the best way to be sacrificed, in my experience"
"Good luck with being someone's whore"
"Nah bro, you're built like Ronald McDonald"
"I'm glad I flatten you"
