"I love a good smacking, especially from my mommy"
"Istg I heard the pacers sound outside my house. Luckily it wasn't the librarian this time"
"Sis the voices in your head are active"
"I'm a furry and you can't stop me"
"So I end up looking like a stripper from goodwill"
"My dyslexic ass had to look at your message for a fat second omfg"
"Would you ever buy a hooker tho"
"You're built like a Gatorade bottle, don't come for me"
"I was laughing at her eyelashes the whole time"
"You got them Rosa eyelashes LMAO"
"The dog from blues clues is kinda cute"
"Call me woahvicky one more time and I WILL change races"
