If I ever get a cat, I'd name it:
Allergies.
Like is that a mean name? 0/10 for me being allergic to cats
Imagine hearing someone yell "ALLERGIES WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" "ALLERGIES, EAT YOUR FOOD"
Pretty cool, right? 10/10
To be fair, if my bird's name is bird, allergies is at least a creative name
