Since SOME of you guys decided to clown me for burning my lip, we'll have a little story time.
So it was PE and a few of my friends thought it was a SMART idea to play catch with the hydroflask. (Sksksk)
A VERY smart idea.
So my dumbass joined since nobody wanted to play volleyball with me smh.
So we were playing catch and one of my friends is like a giant (She's like 5'10, aka, the BFG. But no hate against tall people)
That mf threw it at me and like my reflexes disappeared momentarily-
I caught it, but so did my jaw/lip
Ouch.
I hurt like hell and I threw it at her (guess who's hydro got a new dent??)
I was obviously triggered, so I went to the nurse.
The nurse is honestly such a bitch to me, I wanted to throw a hydro at her too.
Anyways, I walk in and take a seat and I literally had no clue what to tell her.
Yours truly is not a rat (Van could never) and I didn't rat out my friend, I instead told her:
"Uh, well, you see- we were playing catch with a hydro and I accidentally got hit."
That hoe gave me the biggest eye roll ever.
So she gave me an ice pack and sent my ass back to class.
The next day, I was chilling in jazz band when I heard during the announcements:
"And one more thing, do NOT hit each other with hydroflasks"
Oops.
