Sam Is A Cheater

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Her and I are now officially at war. 

I'm the US and she's Germany. (Sorry Anne Frank)

Before we even agreed to any terms, she immediately snatched, stole, and bootganged an innocent civilian to comply with her terms. 

How disrespectful. 

We must defeat Sam. 

She did the most offensive thing ever to a cookie lover such as I;

She made fun of cookie monster.

Death Penalty.


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