Sorry Van, Sam is the new rat because "anyone who took the time to read this is tagged"
1. Full Name?
-No thank you
2. Zodiac Sign?
-Virgos (We're superior, idc what you say.)
3. Fears?
-Spiders, Trypophobia, the fridge being empty
4. Three things I love?
-Myself, my family and friends, and music
5. Bestfriends?
-Everyone I've mentioned on my first/previous tag
6. Last song I've listened to?
-Uh, well if I'm going to be hOnEsT, it was "Spiderman-Dick" by Cupcakke
7. Four turn ons?
-What is this question?? (I'm pretty sure I've mentioned something like that before tho-) If you'd really like to know, go ahead and PM me-
8. Turn offs?
-Contradict me and you'll die
9. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
-Istg this isn't a pervert question, black.
10. Tattoos/Piercings?
-Just the regular ear piercing, but I'd be down to get some tattoos
11. Reason why you joined Tumblr?
-I didn't tho
12. How I feel right now?
-Like the first pic (I'm sorry lmao)
13. Something I really, really want?
-For quarantine to be over smh
14. Relationship status?
-Married ofc
15. Reason behind my username?
-Ummmmmmm, well- that's REALLY interesting... *skips to next question*
(^ It took my five minutes to stop laughing because I had another response in mind)
16. Favorite Movie?
- Disney movies or this one movie called "Cadillac Records"
17. Favorite song?
-Big ass Sam Smith stan like omgggggg, I like Ariana Grande too.
18. Favorite Bands?
-5h but they don't exist anymore, so-
19. Three things that upset me?
-Animals being hurt, being ignored, loosing an argument
20. Three things that make me happy?
-Starbucks (I swear I'm not basic), finding the perfect music sheet, and dogs
21. What do I find attractive in other people?
-Honestly, someone who's kind and laughs at my jokes. Someone's who not afraid and won't hesitate to call me out, to an extent ofc
22. Someone I miss?
-My friends because of quarantine.
23. Someone I love?
-Everyone
24. Relationship with my parents?
-With my mom it's good, with my dad it's okay.
25. Favorite holiday?
-My birthday ofc.
26. Closest tumblr friend?
-I DON'T have tumblr ffs
27. Someone from tumblr you'd date?
-I'm done. Actually done.
28. A confession?
-I'm straight.
29. Three things that annoy me easily?
-I'm a germaphobic, just things that are "gross"
30. Favorite animals?
-Tigers, dogs, Sam, and Emily
31. Pets?
-I have a bird named "bird", I used to have two dogs, but they passed away. (I'm adopting fifty dogs when I'm older)
32. One thing I've lied about?
-Question 28
33. Something that's currently worrying me?
-My bird's not eating
34. An embarrassing moment?
-There was something on my friend's shirt and I tried to removed it, but he turned and I accidentally squeezed his nipple
35. Where I work?
-The strip club, I told you guys that I got a position there as a gay male stripper. (I swear I'm joking)
36. Something that's constantly on my mind?
-My wife ofc
37. Three habits I have?
-Cracking my knuckles, tapping my foot, sitting weirdly
^ ADHD starter pack (I should've added flirting on that list-)
38. Future goals?
-Be happy and content
39. Something I fantasize about?
-I honestly don't really know
40. My favorite stores?
-Starbucks
41. Favorite food?
-Bacon, peanut M&Ms, and Steak
42. What I did yesterday?
-Nothing honestly, my friend ignored me smh
43. Something I'm talented at?
-Everything omg. Idk, pretty good at being persistent, being a decent friend and music.
44. Ideal date?
-The whore house...kidding. I'd like really want to meet someone in like a cute cafe or something like that
45. Celebrity crushes?
-Same as the previous tag
46. Photo of yourself?
-I could never
47. Favorite blogs?
-Does reddit count?
48. Number of kids I want?
-Two.
49. Do I drink/smoke?
-No.
Anyone who reads this is tagged, you're welcome!!