Okay so this was about 3 or 4 months ago, Saturday, and it was a few hours before we did our parade (it was really fun btw)
So it was noon and the band teachers got us pizza.
Everyone rushed out to go get some (fat ass whores) but me and a couple of friends decided to wait it out.
Turns out we're fat ass whore too, so we go outside and see a line as far as Jojo siwa's receding hairline.
We obviously weren't going to wait that long, so we cut our friend, sisterbear, and now we were in the middle.
A few minutes later we're finally in front of the pizza boxes. As we opened it up, I immediately had one thought:
"This bitch empty" <-- Insert that one meme.
I literally don't remember who's idea it was, but one of us decided to open the box underneath it.
BiNgO!
So there was a perfect untouched pizza.
You'd think it'd be easy to just grab a slice and go.
Unfortunately it wasn't.
I was lifting up the top box (there were like 3 slices left) but those mf started sliding towards the edge of the table so I'm like panicking (literally everyone was looking at us LMAO)
My bsf was trying to get us a piece but she was one handing it so-
Anyways, that hoe got impatient and literally just ripped a PHAT chunk of the pizza
By the time she did that, I managed to drop a slice of pizza
Okay ikkkk it sounds really simple but it was an awkward position, I was hugging the top pizza box and she was squatting underneath me (It looked like 2 kangaroos having a breakdown)
We finally got everything and ran back to the band room smh
