Wet storytime (totally wasn't my fault)

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One time in class my best friend forgot her pencil so she used someone else's. 

I ONLY saw that it was purple-

So we're sitting down and doing whatever when I see that the pencil was on her desk. She was talking to one of her friends so I grabbed the pencil and looked at it.

The pencil had a WET EMOJI on the back of it-

So I cut off her conversation, shoved the pencil right in front of her and said:

"This is how I feel about you-"

She snatched the pencil away from me and not even 10 seconds later someone shouted 

"YUMMY!" (I'm pretty sure it was the person who gave her the pencil)

She literally didn't even get embarrassed, while I sat in my seat, red for 5 minutes straight smh. 

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