My Opinions On My Friends (Brutally Honest)

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Hey furries, hopefully I don't offend everyone (this is in no particular order) 

-Syd (STD/Mom)

Where do I begin? This is the absolute WEIRDEST person I know and that's saying something. She lowkey remembers the little things and it's sweet. But honestly she's really entertaining and I love her. 

"sid"

-Alexis (Namjoon's wife)

I ALWAYS see alexis dragging people when I scroll through my newsfeed and I absolutely THRIVE watching that. I really admire her confidence, especially when she's talking about her opinions. 

"opinionated"

-Emily (The girl with a spider in her asshole)

Emily is one of the funniest people I know on wp. I like that she's still friends with me even after I've clowned every single theme of hers. Sometimes she can be a dick if she's mad, but most of the time she apologies. 10/10

"emmileigh"

-Van (Chase's wife)

Van is like that one weird mom friend. But she's like super kind. Me and Syd are going to steal her car- 

"coolcool"

-Sky (Marvel's #1 fan and Leo's wife)

Sky is like that one friend you absolutely under no circumstances can hurt. Like she's literally so soft but chill at the same time. Absolutely love her and stan her. First wattpad crush tbh. I wish we were closer like what the hell

"penny from papa's pizzaria"

-Seb (hEaR eYeS eMoJi and hulk) 

I didn't like you at first because you were mean to me. But now we're good and you're still mean to me 10/10. But ig I love you enough to go fix your broken roof. (bob the builder up in this bitch) You're also really confusing and a dry ass texter. But we still love you dw, ur improving, love. 

"B+"

-Sam (lesbian vegan biker cat lady) 

Best psychotic hoe to talk to. I definitely like your straightforwardness and your responses are literally really witty. You're also very bipolar, but it's kind of fun. 

"flattened" 

If you see a typo, do NOT point it out. 

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