storytime: I got squirted on

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I was trying to open a chapstick wrapper (very difficult, 0/10) in front of my drawer

My air freshener is directly on top of the drawer and it sprays every 15 minutes

I basically had so much trouble trying to open that bastard that the thing literally squirted all over me (stan cherry blossoms)

It barely missed my eyes so 10/10 (febreeze is getting a lawsuit)

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