The Library Was Homophobic Towards Me (not clickbait)

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So basically I'm illiterate and didn't turn in my library book.

(It's been due since October, but shhhhh. Let's not comment on that) 

You can't get your diploma if you don't return all materials belonging to the school. (the schools are 1-6th grade, 7-9th, and 9-12th grade for clarification, it's optional to do 9th in middle school)  

The school library sent me THREE emails today saying I won't get my diploma.

But their trickasses should have known everyone got their diploma on June 1st. (Sis is long gone) 

But what I don't understand, is that they sent me the email when I DID turn in the book like 3 weeks ago. 

I gave it to the principal and I told the librarians to get it from him but ig they're scared of him. 

He's really nice though.  We went on a band field trip in his truck

I've said this before, but one of the librarians is my stalker so she's being homophobic towards me because I didn't want her "candy" (her sons are hot tho)

End of story: they're charging me $20 because I'm CEO of the queers 

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