Alexis POV
Carmex tubes are sooo hot.
Sometimes I just want to stick one in me. Not that I've ever done that-
Um, chou, anyways- so.
I was sad so I googled "how to date a camrex tube"
The first result was wikihow, perfect!
As I scrolled through the steps, one caught my eye.
Number 7: Summon your satan spell book
That sounds easy enough
I looked through my ritual supplies and immediately found it
Mission Successful
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