I took a seat on my BBC.
I've always had a thing for big black cones.
I was staring at my closet where I kept my toilet paper collection.
There were so many brands, but my favorite was charmin ultra soft.
Those blue bears were so furry. I just wanted to pet them all day! Luckily I was dating one, so I COULD do that everyday.
I was the joe exotic of toilet paper.
Nobody could know I was dating a blue bear.
PETA would be at MY doorstep in a heartbeat.
The furries would break me out of jail if it ever came to that.
