You're welcome love <3
(You've officially been added to the "my friends x something really fucking weird" list!)
Sky POV
I awoke to the sound of my alarm clock.
It was:
Kylie's rIsE n' sHiNe
Mmm.
Delicious.
Loved how stormi was completely awake.
I caressed my bed lovingly and smiled softly.
I glared at my stuffed sloth
My bed is my secret lover.
I waved at my srunchy holder that looked like a dildo
It was another secret lover of mine
I karate chopped my bed and naruto ran down the staircase
I'm quirky like that.
I jumped into my kitchen and saw my mom boiling milk.
*insert soggynuggets voice*
"hEy sWeEtIe" she said with a peace sign
I eyed the pot. "hey mom, love the chunky milk you have going on there."
She placed her hands on her hips. "You better! That's what you're having for breakfast"
I jumped on the counter.
"nEvEr!"
I opened the the freezer and grabbed a tub of vanilla icecream. Two cones.
One for me,
One for me again.
Skinny!
I quickly grabbed everything and ran to my room, my mom throwing spatulas at me
I reached my destination and closed the door behind me.
bAg sEcUrEd!
I opened the tub when I heard a noise coming from the closet.
It stopped, but a few seconds later I heard it again.
I scrunched my nose.
"I can hear you, but I won't"
I'm such a good singer.
Elsa is so proud of me.
I got tired of the stupid noise coming from the closet, so I got up and ripped it open.
There was an oily alligator in there.
He also smelled like oil (istg valve oil is so strong, but I lowkey like the scent of it)
He had a shiny gold-plated trumpet next him
I looked at him in shock.
He winked in response.
"Um, you're yucky. Mind sharing some ice cream, hun?"
I closed the door on him after that comment.
A few days passed. He didn't once come out of there.
I brought him some food everyday and he basically vacuumed it up.
Fatass.
I eventually got to know him a bit more, and I realized something.
I really liked his company, maybe a bit too much.
Weeks passed by and we were basically dating.
10/10
