This lowkey might seem like crap compared to the sky x alligator.
0/10 didn't try with this one
Reader POV
I was at my tinder date's house!
His name was bird, and he was a gay lord
So I was waiting for him to come out of his cage.
I saw his shit all over the floor.
Scrumptious.
His cage was on top of a large wooden chest. With thin metal bars surrounding it. (That sounds like a jail cell, I swear it isn't)
I uncovered the blanket and saw him, wow.
His grey feathers,
his white face,
his crusty mullet,
his balding from years of itchy skin and eczema.
Everything about him was perfect!
But what would it truly take for him to notice me?
