Interlude Addiction 18+ ✔️

9

"Leave early my ass. They didn't leave this house since morning" i whine looking at the time, It's already 9pm. My stomach is grumbling for the hundredth time today.

All i ever eat is a damn apple that he sneak in, And he failed to pass me the plate of delicious looking pancakes when suddenly jin is walking behind him. Asking where the hell he put the spatula at.

I'm bored as hell and my phone is nowhere to be seen. All i ever do inside my room is look around, breathing, sleep, leaning on the door fangirling as hearing jimin laugh and repeat.

While they are having fun playing Uno games and any other old games that they can ever think of, having a karaoke contest where jin and namjoon had cracked their voice trying to do the high note but saved by jungkook who did it smoothly.

While that grumpy grandpa are teamed with taehyung energetically singing Psy new face. And my cute lovely mochi are teamed with hoseok. Cutely singing a naruro ost song. He's sooo cute eventhough I can't really see him but i can imagine how cute he was.

They had lunch, talking about random topics and those topics slowly become a serious one as the thought of their future career and future life came in knocking their conversation. I go back to my bed not intended to hear their deep conversation more, But leaning on the door again when the doorbell rings.

'It's the postman! I hope no one open the package'

"Hyung, why are you buying a butt pad?" Hoseok voice boom from the hall.

'ofcourse someone open the package' i palm my face.

"What is butt pad?" Jungkook voice came next. I bit my lips trying to suppressed my voice from cooing how cute he might look with that wide bambi eyes of his.

"I think they sent it to the wrong address" yoongi give reasons.

"No hyung. It is really your address" jimin cute sexy voice said. I can tell he is currently smirking

"Urghhh okay. I buy the butt pad because my butt is flat okay. Satisfied?!" Yoongi admit with a monotonous voice.

I bite my lips harder trying hard to not laugh. But bangtan laughing makes it harder to suppress. I gave up. I rolled around the carpeted floor laughing in mute. Tears in the corner of my cheeks.

'Oh my god. This is forever gonna be funny'.

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11pm

A knock on my door wake me up from my nothingness. I was spread on top of my bed. Turning my head to look at the door.

" Open up. It's me. Urm.. they already go back" yoongi voice was slow but enough to be heard

I walk soulessly toward the door. Crack it open only to see a poker face yoongi. I did not say anything and just walk past him toward the living hall.

Sighing as seeing how mess the boys had done to the clean living room i had cleaned this morning. Rubbing all around the inner sofa to find my treasure.

"What are you doing?" Yoongi asked from my back. Again, i didn't said anything and just show him my phone that i just found.

"Damn. How can you survive without your phone all day?" Didn't answer, just rolled my eyes for the nth time. Again.

"Are you sulking?" He smirk. I raised my eyebrows giving him a 'you think' face.

"Okay. Are you actually mad?" This time he raised his eyebrows.

With that raised eyebrows of mine. I add a pinch of arm crossing and a tap of my feet to make it look more intimidating.

"Okay look. I'm sorry for abandoning you without any food"

"Sorry didn't make it for my hunger mister"

"Atleast i admit the butt plug or whatever butt that is, was mine. It's embarrassing. It should be enough for a sorry."

"That was indeed funny. But still can't make out my hunger" I rolled my eyes as walking back toward my room. He stop me by my shoulder and all i do is raising my brows. Igniting a question.

"I already ordered a pizza" he gave me a blinding gummy smile that i ought to punch.

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The pizza came and yoongi is not kidding to apologize when he ordered 3 box of pizza just for myself to devour.

He just sit there on the sofa watching tv while i'm on the floor infront of the coffee table, busy eating my 3 box of free pizza.

"Hey, do you ever experience love?" He suddenly ask without turning his head from the tv.

"Ew no way. Love is just unappealing as cold pizza. i will end up spewing it if I'll take in" i answered with mouth full of pizza.

He sighed. Taking out a cigarette before light it up. Inhaling the nicotine deep into his lungs before huffing the smoke out. Looking satisfied after a full day of not smoking.

"Can you stop smoking when I'm eating? I did not want to die young"

"I'm so stressed out in life rightnow, that i think even my own heart develop some wrinkles." He inhale again.

"My heart job is to pump blodd, not make bad decisions"

" Is that a joke?"

"Yes, and it's really a bad one. I just want you to stop smoking so i can eat my pizza in peace without you complaining"

"Can i complaint to you about something?"

"Hell nah" i replied with a full mouth of mine.

"There's a reason why i buy you a goddamn 3 boxes of pizza. So that you can eat your pizzas while i complaint"

"I thought you already had your talk and complaint session with the boys all day!"

"Yes but I can't suddenly talk about my ex and relationship problem to them, when they don't even know about her... You're the only one knew about this.." i think he was rapping in the first sentence and through the last, he was talking in pout.

"Well i guess that's an honour, Urgghhh okay. Hit it"

"Okay, i.."

"Wait!"

"What?"

" Can we like.. add beer to our session?"