I chased her...him? I dunno. I chased them for a while eventually chasing her to the abandoned facility that Megumin told us about the other day. I stood a top the stairs leading down into the facility as the two of them were in view at the bottom.Kazuma: "Cut it out! Get your dick off of me! You wanna die?!"
Sylvia: "Settle down!"
Using her tendrils, she put Kazuma down as his arms and legs shook.
Sylvia: "You don't have to worry. I'm not going to do anything. I managed to shake the others off my tail, so you're free to go."
"I wouldn't be so sure about that!"
I leaped from the top of the stairs and pulled out my katana. I brought the katana down, only for Sylvia to move out of the way and me fall face-first into the ground.
Sylvia: "Fortunately, this one's an idiot."
Kazuma: "Putting that aside, where are we?"
Kazuma seemed to be letting his guard down around her, so I stood back up beside him and did the same.
Sylvia: "This is the Crimson Demon Village's underground storage facility. My objective is to find the ancient magic weapon that's hidden here."
Kazuma: "A magic weapon?"
Sylvia: "The Mage Killer."
She walked past us and towards a locked door.
Sylvia: "It can neutralise any magic...A perfect counter to the Crimson Demons."
She pulled out some device and placed it on the door.
"Something like that is down here?"
Sylvia: "I've finally gotten this close."
The device made a noise but didn't do anything.
Sylvia: "My barrier breaker isn't working? What exactly is this? It's not sealed with magic?"
We peeked around her to find a small console that had an old looking controller in it.
Kazuma: "Are those...controller inputs?"
Sylvia: "You can read that ancient text?!"
Kazuma: "Nah, I think they used a fampus cheat code as the password for the—"
I slapped my hands over Kazuma's mouth.
"What are you saying?!"
Sylvia: "You're even better than I'd hoped."
Kazuma: "I'm still an adventurer, y'know! Don't expect me to give in that easily!"
Sylvia: "There's more to getting someone to talk than threats and violence, you know. You'll find my technique is on par with a succubus. I wonder how much ecstasy you'll be able to—"
Kazuma: "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right! There you go!"
"Wha—Kazuma!"
The door began to open, dust shooting out towards us.
Sylvia: "Do the things you do not bother you?"
"Yeah! What she said!"
She begun walking down the stairs.
Sylvia: "Not that it matters. Now the weapon is mine. It's so dark. I can't see a thing."
Kazuma and I looked at each other and nodded. He held the controller getting ready to input the password. I approached Sylvia quietly.
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Konosuba X Lightning User Male Reader
FanfictionAn average run-of-the-mill male finds himself in an unfamiliar world. He's been tasked with defeating the Demon King, but first must defeat the Generals that uphold the barrier to his castle. Will this new adventurer prevail or will he fall to the b...