AU Sans X Reader One-shots

Fell x Drunk! Reader

Requested by GEMW03

You were just sitting on the couch trying to relax after having a long day. That's the issue with living with Sans and Papyrus, it doesn't stay quiet for long.

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU, YOU HAVE ONE JOB. YOU CANT EVEN DO THAT," Papyrus yelled after almost kicking the front door open. Sans following behind him not even phased by his brothers yelling.

Papyrus continued ranting until he gave up and stomped upstairs to his room leaving you and Sans downstairs.

"What'd you do this time," you asked sarcastically. "Take a wild guess," he responded, "fell asleep," you asked knowing that was the answer.

Sans nodded and flopped onto the couch next to you. "Wanna give him some time to chill out and go to Grillby's," he asked.

"Yeah sure why not. I've already lost my peace and quiet anyway," you said slightly annoyed. "Sorry doll, but I don't know what you were expecting from us," he said.

You rolled your eyes and stood up throwing on your jacket and shoes with Sans waiting at the door.

The two of you walked out into the snow and down the road to the bar, and thank God it was so close to the house.

You were a bit of a lightweight, so whenever you got black out drunk Sans could just take you home himself. He didn't mind, there's been a couple times Papyrus had to come get him anyway.

And you had a habit of trying to match Sans shot for shot and it never ended well for you, but you never gave up even if you had the worst hangover the next morning.

Once you two got to the bar and selected your barstools Grillby had already set down a shot for you both.

"So aside from Papyrus having anger issues what else happened today," you asked while downing your shot.

"Nothing much, how 'bout you," he asked drinking his as well. "Well I tried to get over to Alphys' lab but since Undyne still isn't a big fan of me I had a time getting away from her," you responded.

"And once I went back into Waterfall to find River Person, there she was again. I didn't really get away unscathed either," you finished pulling up your shirt sleeve to show a bandage around your arm.

"This is why I told you not to go Hotland without me. I can just teleport you there ya know," he said.

"Yeah, whatever. I've gotten past her before and I can do it again," you said as Grillby sat down two more shots.

"Yeah, but I'd rather you not keep getting hurt. Course you're the one acting like you're invincible," he responded. "Shut up, I know what I'm doing," you said taking your new shot.

That got a laugh, almost snort, out of him. "Uh huh, sure doll," he laughed taking his as well.

You wanted to be kinda annoyed with him but you were already kinda buzzed, you knew how this was gonna end but you didn't care anymore.

It wasn't fully that you were lightweight, no. These shots were extremely strong, especially towards a human since they were made of monster alcohol.

Both of you continued drinking until you could barely hold the glasses anymore. You were hammered, he was barely tipsy.

"Come on doll, you're six shots in," he said cockily. "N-nooo I can do...another," you said trying to pick up your glass.

He took it out of your hand before you dropped it and broke it. "Let's get you home before you pass out," he said putting one of your arms around his shoulders and teleporting to the living room.