tim and turd were alone in the house one night. they were watching some show on the tv thingy.
"hey tim" turd said. tim turned to turd and turd pressed his ding dong in tims face.
"AAAH WHAT DA FUQ MAN?!"
"succ mah peepee" turd had a cat face. it was cute. >:3
"nu"
"succ!"
"nu!" tim ran out da door but turd grabbed his butt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and pulled his back somehow.
"howd u do dat, turd?"
"magik!" turd prayed to devil god and pulled tims panties down. then he put his meat stick into tims poopoo hole. tim screamed and turd made an anime girl face.
"OOh yeAH Mr KraBS!" tim screeched and turd pounded tims butthole.
tim and turd frickle frackled for 5 hourz until egg and mattress came thru the door yelling.
"wHat Iz gOinG on HErE?!"
turd pulled his dingle dongle out of tims putty butty and sed "BeKFAst!"
and mattress cried on da floor
THE END
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Tomtord oneshot thingies i guess
FanfictionBefore Wattpad deleted my original story, this book had 48.4K reads, 2.4K votes, and 68 chapters (ik, just one more q-o) tomtord oneshots ouo update schedule unsure.. prolly mainly dom tord :p imma prolly put my smutshots on another account.. yeah :...
