Filler Chapter
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Ned: So wait. Whenever bullet are involved, you can suddenly do math in your head?
Peter: Hold on. What's the value of bullets if 6bullets² + 11bullets - 35 = 0?
Wade: Umm... 1.6666 recurring. How can you possibly have 0.6666 bullet?!
Peter: Okay...then what if it were cabbage, babe?
Ned: What is 100 cabbage ÷ 4 cabbage?
Wade: fits in twice then-
Wade: Nah, doesn't work.
Wade: Can I go unalive someone now?
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Ned: Peter is really cute when he talks about science.
Peter: Thank you Ned.
MJ: I disagree
MJ: I love his expression in bed more
Peter:
Ned:
The Avengers:
Ned: GIVE ME BACK THE YOUNG AND INNOCENT PETER-
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Peter: I love red
Wade: *wears a red DP hoodie*
Peter: And science
Wade: *wears a lab coat*
Peter: Oh, and Delmar's sandwiches
Wade: *runs to the store*
Peter: And Wade of course
Wade: *tries to fit in the box*
Ned: *looks at Wade*
Ned: The fuck you're doing man?
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Ned: A week ago, I accidentally slept with Betty.
Peter: Really?
Ned: Yes.
Peter: You accidentally slept with Betty?
Ned: Yes.
Peter: Accidentally?
Ned: Yes.
Peter: I don't understand. Did you trip or something?
MJ: Just let it go, loser.
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Thor: *hugs Loki*
Loki: What in Odin's name is this?
Thor: Midgardians call it affection, brother.
Loki: Disgusting.
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FanfictionOneshots of Spider-man going on random trips to help everyone out. He sometimes get expose of his secret, but this is about spider awesomeness. Some angst but mostly fluff and coolness. Enjoy! 1 chapter is approximately 2000 words, give or take. Alw...
