Peter's POV
So... we're going to my house on a fieldtrip. Time to execute my plan with my awesome Nerd Squad and embarrass the hell out of Flash!
(Chatroom of the Nerd Squad)
Arachnid_kid: Guys
PoTAtoman and 5 others are online
Arachnid_kid: Guyssssssss
Arachnid_kid: GUYS
Arachnid_kid: GuYsSs
Arachnid_kid: I FUCKED DEADPOOL!
BossBitch01: what?!
Guy.in.the.chair: whut?!
Cool!Redhead¡: WHATTTT
Blondegirlrulesss: Wuuuuuuuut
PotAToman: W-wha??
Big$¡$: What the actual fuxk?!
Arachnid_kid: Language!
Arachnid_kid: Okay. Sorry. I just needed your attention. I didn't actually fuck Deadpool.
BossBitch01: Oh
PoTAtoman: Ohhh
Big$¡$: Oooooooh
Guy.in.the.chair: OoOoOoOhHhHhH
Cool!Redhead¡: 😑☹😒😫
PoTAoman: Then what do you want with me, motherfucker!¡!
Arachnid_kid: So, we have a fieldtrip to my home... and it's time to execute operation "Identity of a Spider" protocol. AND EXCUSE ME?! I WOULD NEVER FUCK YOUR MOTHER!
DarkFELINE is online
DarkFELINE: What's going on...
DarkFELINE: OMG. Peter fucked Deadpool?!!?!?!?!?
DarkFELINE: Oh.Ooh.Ooooohhhhhhh
Big$¡$: Hey! You're online!
Guy.in.the.chair: It's happening tomorrow... So, everyone meets at Peter's house at 7, okay?
DarkFELINE: Sure
Blondegirlrulesss: Sure.
BossBitch01: Okay losers
PoTAtoman: I live there so why not!
Big$¡$: Same, bro
Cool!Redhead¡: okay
Guy.in.the.chair: okay. That's settled. Gooooooood
Arachnid_kid: I'll get our transportation ready for tomorrow. Catch some sleep, squad. Spidey out!
Arachnid_kid is offline
BossBitch01: I'm going too.
Bossbitch01: Bye losers
BossBitch01 is offline
Blondegirlrulesss: Bye
Blondegirlrulesss and 5 others are offline
(End chatroom)
"Uncle Happy!!!"
"What is it, Pete?"
"Get my Lamborghini Veneno ready. Tomorrow, we have a grand entrance to attend to. Oh, by the way...this is not part of the original plan but can I have like 10 bodyguards with me?"
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FanficOneshots of Spider-man going on random trips to help everyone out. He sometimes get expose of his secret, but this is about spider awesomeness. Some angst but mostly fluff and coolness. Enjoy! 1 chapter is approximately 2000 words, give or take. Alw...