The plan

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Peter's POV

So... we're going to my house on a fieldtrip. Time to execute my plan with my awesome Nerd Squad and embarrass the hell out of Flash!

(Chatroom of the Nerd Squad)

Arachnid_kid: Guys

PoTAtoman and 5 others are online

Arachnid_kid: Guyssssssss

Arachnid_kid: GUYS

Arachnid_kid: GuYsSs

Arachnid_kid: I FUCKED DEADPOOL!

BossBitch01: what?!

Guy.in.the.chair: whut?!

Cool!Redhead¡: WHATTTT

Blondegirlrulesss: Wuuuuuuuut

PotAToman: W-wha??

Big$¡$: What the actual fuxk?!

Arachnid_kid: Language!

Arachnid_kid: Okay. Sorry. I just needed your attention. I didn't actually fuck Deadpool.

BossBitch01: Oh

PoTAtoman: Ohhh

Big$¡$: Oooooooh

Guy.in.the.chair: OoOoOoOhHhHhH

Cool!Redhead¡: 😑☹😒😫

PoTAoman: Then what do you want with me, motherfucker!¡!

Arachnid_kid: So, we have a fieldtrip to my home... and it's time to execute operation "Identity of a Spider" protocol. AND EXCUSE ME?! I WOULD NEVER FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

DarkFELINE is online

DarkFELINE: What's going on...

DarkFELINE: OMG. Peter fucked Deadpool?!!?!?!?!?

DarkFELINE: Oh.Ooh.Ooooohhhhhhh

Big$¡$: Hey! You're online!

Guy.in.the.chair: It's happening tomorrow... So, everyone meets at Peter's house at 7, okay?

DarkFELINE: Sure

Blondegirlrulesss: Sure.

BossBitch01: Okay losers

PoTAtoman: I live there so why not!

Big$¡$: Same, bro

Cool!Redhead¡: okay

Guy.in.the.chair: okay. That's settled. Gooooooood

Arachnid_kid: I'll get our transportation ready for tomorrow. Catch some sleep, squad. Spidey out!

Arachnid_kid is offline

BossBitch01: I'm going too.

Bossbitch01: Bye losers

BossBitch01 is offline

Blondegirlrulesss: Bye

Blondegirlrulesss and 5 others are offline

(End chatroom)

"Uncle Happy!!!"

"What is it, Pete?"

"Get my Lamborghini Veneno ready. Tomorrow, we have a grand entrance to attend to. Oh, by the way...this is not part of the original plan but can I have like 10 bodyguards with me?"

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