Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Oneshots/Imagines

Bruno Bucciarati | Bad Boy

{  Request/Prompt By: KaksWifey, A.K.A. __Kakyoins_Wife__  }

[- I REALLY WANTED TO DO A KILLER BEAN REFERENCE FUCK -]

[ No-one's P.O.V. ]

"Just do it, kill me, why don't you? It would be quicker."

Being circled like prey to a predator, Bucciarati sat there in the chair they had tied him to. Currently, he was held in possession of another rival gang. It wasn't exactly his ideal situation, but he knew someone would come and safely save him.

"Sir, we have reports of someone breaking in."

Or maybe save him dangerously.

With a huff, their boss left the room, glaring at the capo before leaving the room, two guards keeping guard and standing either side of him. The room stayed silent, the guards stood stiffly.

And abruptly, like dominoes, they fell over, face first. Observing why, Bucciarati instantly noticed the bullet holes in the back of their heads, leaking blood onto the ground. Then, the rope around his wrist and ankles loosened. He took the chance, standing up and whipping his head around.

There she was, her stand held its finger guns up as she smiled smugly. "Hello captain." She said, saluting him and using that stupid nickname she came up with.

"Y/n! What are you doing here!? You shouldn't be here alone-!" "Oi! What's going on here!?"

Quickly, Y/n scooped Bucciarati up in her arms, bridal-style. Just as the mafioso walked through the door, a sniper's bullet hit his brain.

Y/n's stand, Yung Bae, had the ability to shoot bullets as finger-guns. Any bullet and it had the same impact as the gun it was used for, while she wasn't powerful enough for missiles and RPG's, Yung Bae could release normal bullets and any type of grenade from the palms.

"Let's have some fun, captain!" Y/n said, smiling like a maniac before charging through the doors.

Zipping past gunfire, she laughed victoriously as Yung Bae was piggy-back riding her, shooting people as they went on. As much as the capo wanted to deny it, the adventurous attitude she had, that cockiness and confidence in such a manner, it was rather handsome.

"Y/n, I have an idea, drop a smoke grenade, now!" Following his order, Y/n stopped her tracks, making Yung Bae fill the area with smoke grenades. In the midst of the smoke, he called out Zipper Man to make a portal outside.

They disappeared from the enemy mafia.

Outside, Y/n put Bucciarati back down, rolling her shoulders and stretching her limbs. "Whew, at least we made it out, right captain?" She said, looking over to him and Yung Bae retreated back to their owner's soul.

Worried, he instantly yelled; "Why didn't you get anyone to help!?" "...Everyone's worried sick, I might as well. After all, I do have a giant crush on you, captain."

She gave him a small wink before saying; "Hey, let's get to the car already before Abbacchio gets a reason to strangle me! I'd rather die somewhere else."

Of course, Bucciarati would have a lot of questions for his co-worker later.

[- I am convinced majority Bisexuals are either hoes, polyamorous or both -]

-L o f i