Interviewer~ *Whispers to the staff* He's horrible at rapping and singing. His visuals are beyond awful.
Yu-Yu~ You do know that my English may be bad, but I can understand you perfectly fine. You shouldn't judge someone on something that you aren't really an expert in. You're in interviewer which means that you have no right to tell me how you think of me. Thank you so much for calling me unattractive! No, I'm sorry but I'm gonna hey to ask you to leave the room, because you're bringing in so much negativity.
Interviewer~ *Face turns red* *runs out of the room*
Yu-Yu~ *Laughing* That's why you should watch your mouth everyone. *winks*
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Taemin~ You're so short, Yu-Yu.
Yu-Yu~ At least I didn't eat an ant.
Taemin~ *Oh shit face* 😳
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Hater~ Your group's lightstick is ugly.
Yu-Yu~ At least I have a lightstick that's brighter than your whole future.
Hater~ Whatever...
Yu-Yu~ Awwww.... are you gonna go cry to your fansite that I called you out on your rubbish
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Jaehyun~ You're so tiny 😂
Yu-Yu~ I have cake unlike you *pulls out a cupcake from his jacket*
Jaehyun~ *lets out a breath of relief* *he thought the younger meant the other cake*
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Mark Tuan~ You look like a tomato
Yu-Yu~ You look like a blueberry
Mark Tuan~ You look like a baby blueberry
Yu-Yu~ You look like a blueberry that got exploded on by a grape.
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Teacher~ Yu-Yu it's not snack time
Yu-Yu *proceeds to stuff his face with crisps*
Teacher~ FINE! You're too cute to say no to
Yu-Yu~ *Pulls out some dumplings*
Teacher~ Where did you even get dumplings from
Yu-Yu~ From your lunch bag
Teacher~ WHAT!?!?!
Yu-Yu~ Hehe... I'm joking... Taeil hyung packed me some this morning.
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Random Snobby Celebrity~ You're cute can I have your number?
Yu-Yu~ Sure...
Random local~ *Hands their phone to Yu-Yu*
Yu-Yu~ *Enters in the number 119 and the contact name Never Try To Ask For My Number Again*
Yu-Yu~ There you go *smiles* *walks away*
Random Snobby Celebrity~ That little evil child 🤬
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Yu-Yu~ I don't dress to impress, I dress to show off my wonderful fashion sense
Dispatch~ *Shook*
Yu-Yu~ *Wearing pajamas*
Dispatch~ Woah 😳
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Yu-Yu~ Haters are like the vegemite to my slightly buttered toast
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Haters~ Who even likes NCT?
Yu-Yu~ My hair might be fried and damage, but at least I don't bring down others even if I don't like them.
Haters~ Well yeah... *exists the chat*
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Sehun~ Why do you smell like banana milk?
Yu-Yu~ Why do you smell like boba 24/7 365 days a year?
Sehun~... You got me 😂
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Manager Min~ Why are you still up?
Yu-Yu~ Cuz I'm a bad boy
Manager Min~ Yu-Yu, you literally stayed up last night five minutes after your usual bed time.
Yu-Yu~ Stop exposing me
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Interviewer~ Do they have ice cream in Korea?
Yu-Yu~ Of course! I'm pretty sure every country has some type of form of ice cream. Do you think we eat only rice and kimchi?
Interviewer~ *kept her mouth shut*
Yu-Yu~ That's why you don't need to assume things about others
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Racist Idiot~ Konnichiwa *pulls eyes back*
Yu-Yu~ 日本語が話せますか？ {Which means can you speak Japanese?}(I used a translator app... I'm so sorry}
Racist Idiot~ I'm sorry
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NCT's Baby Boy| 24th member ~ Lai Yu-han
FanfictionPublished~ 20.07.02 Lai Yu-han was born in Perth, Australia. He was raised in Australia up until the age of two. He was scouted by five different entertainment companies by the age of two. He moved to Korea by himself at the age of two and half, and...
