MY HAIR FEELS SO CRISPY

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Yu-Yu was sipping his banana milk and riding his hover board from chewing gum when a staff walked in. The lady came over towards Yu-Yu nearly getting
her foot ran over by the hoverboard. She spoke softly, "Yu-Yu ah, how have you been?"

Yu-Yu immediately knew why she was in the practice room. He suddenly blurted out, "No! Not again! Never again!" The lady tried to lie, "I wasn't going to even due your hair. Pffft." Yu-Yu asked suspiciously, "Then why are you in the practice room with gloves and baby blue dye on the gloves?"

The staff tried to come up with a lie, "It's my lunch. I enjoy eating gloves and hair dye." Yu-Yu evilly laughed, "I'm young not dumb. I know you're dying my hair again for the fifth time this week. I think my scalp might actually kill me. Noona tell the company to stop dying my hair before I look like an egg."

The lady tried to calm Yu-Yu down, "You aren't the only one who has to dye their hair frequently."
Yu-Yu commented, "It's mainly Taeyong, Mark, Chenle, Haechan, and I who are gonna go bald before we reach the age of twenty and thirty."

She tried not to laugh, but the glare that Yu-Yu was giving her was enough to make her shut up. Yu-Yu asked her, "Why don't you go dye Appa's hair until it turns as crispy as a packets of crisps? Hmmm... that's right you don't know. You've already dyed my hair purple, bright yellow, dark purple, and red. I'm not tryna look like 6ix9ine over here. I don't want to look like a packet of skittles threw up on me."

She felt his hair trying to say that it wasn't crunchy or close to crispy. "My hair feels like someone placed a whole gallon of hair gel into my hair. It's harder than the company's wifi box."

The lady tried to drag him off the hoverboard into the company's salon. Yu-Yu came up with a deal, "I'll let you dye my hair one more time, but you must buy me a whole case of banana milk. Deal?!?!"
The staff shook on it, "Deal!"

Yu-Yu shook his head knowing that his hair and scalp were about to kill him.
Yu-Yu thought to himself, "It was great to have a day off from bleach. Sorry Mr. Scalp :( ."

{I actually enjoyed this chapter more than I thought I would. This chapter made me laugh for a little while. I love you all 💕}

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