Published~ 20.07.02
Lai Yu-han was born in Perth, Australia. He was raised in Australia up until the age of two. He was scouted by five different entertainment companies by the age of two. He moved to Korea by himself at the age of two and half, and...
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Yu-Yu was starting to get a lot of calls from Sasaengs any time he was on his phone. Yu-Yu most of the time is okay and ignores the calls, but the child finally had enough after his phone kept ringing while he was having a live interview at Dispatch's headquarters.
The members were shocked but glad that their Maknae spoke up and did something. Many of the fans were shocked to see the usual calm and collected idol become very unhappy and serious. Let's see what Yu-Yu did that shocked the idol world and the whole nation.
Present
The Dreamies were scheduled to have a live interview with Dispatch, so that's why everyone's running around in the dorm trying to get dressed quickly. Yu-Yu for once was up early and already wearing an outfit that he picked out himself.
Yu-Yu was laughing in the corner as Chenle and Jisung fought over who would get to sit in the front. Yu-Yu got up from his seat and grabbed a banana milk, before he left to go to the van. Yu-Yu sat in the back and slowly closed his eyes, as the other members loaded up into the van.
Yu-Yu opened his eyes once he felt someone sitting right next to him. He smiled at Jeno who decided to sit next to him today. Jeno smiled back at the younger and allowed Yu-Yu to play with his hand for the ride. Yu-Yu played with Jeno's hand all the way to Dispatch's headquarter.
Skip to Dispatch {stupid} headquarters
Renjun held Yu-Yu's hands since the child tends to run off to places when the members aren't looking after him. Renjun stated, "Yu-Yu ah, I know what you're thinking and no you can't run off to go pick flowers, baby." Yu-Yu pouted, "but... I wanted to make you a flower crown, hyung."
Renjun cooed at Yu-Yu's explanation. "If we have time later, I'll ask Min hyung to stop by the park." Yu-Yu nodded his head and skipped off into the building. Yu-Yu caught up with Min. He looked up at his manager with puppy dog eyes.
Min asked with a knowing look, "You want to go to the park later, right?" Yu-Yu nodded his head vigorously. Min sighed, "Fine... but you must make me a flower crown too." Yu-Yu giggled and agreed to the deal. Yu-Yu then again went and skipped off to Jaemin who was currently holding Yu-Yu's Bob Plushie.
Yu-Yu asked Jaemin for the plushie, "Eomma can you give me my plushie please?" Jaemin kissed the child's head and handed the plushie to him. Yu-Yu thanked the older and ran into the interview room holding his plushie on top of his head.
Yu-Yu struggled to get up the chair so Chenle had to help him. Chenle laughed and teased Yu-Yu for his height. "You're so short and tiny. The chair is taller than you." Yu-Yu pouted and gently smacked Chenle with the plushie. "You're such a meanie, Gege."
Chenle continued to laugh at Yu-Yu which caused Yu-Yu to feel a little insecure. Mark shot a knowing look towards Chenle. Chenle rolled his eyes and lowered the teasing to a level one. Mark shook his head in disbelief. Yu-Yu moved his seat over to Haechan who wasn't teasing him.
Yu-Yu waved to Haechan and played with the older's mullet. Yu-Yu braided Haechan's mullet and not too long after the interviewer walked in. Yu-Yu was used to answering questions last since he's the youngest, so he zoned out and braided the other members hair until it was his turn to speak.
Yu-Yu randomly pulled out a can of dog food and started eating it. Kidding. Yu-Yu pulled out some banana milk hairspray and sprayed some into the members hair to hold the braids. Jisung signaled Yu-Yu that it would soon be his turn to answer some questions.
Yu-Yu sat down while taking a sip of his banana milk. He whispered to Haechan, "Hyung do you want some?" Haechan took a huge sip causing Yu-Yu to let out a tiny giggle. The interview asked, "How about you, young fella. What's your name and what's your position in the group?"
Yu-Yu was about to speak but a Sasaeng called his phone interrupting him... that's when Yu-Yu lost it. That was the fifth call from a Sasaeng in the last hour. The members already knowing what was going on didn't expect Yu-Yu to do what he did.
Yu-Yu tightly grasped his phone and answered the call. "Please stop calling me! I'm in the middle of an interview, and you think that it's pertly okay to call me and interrupt me. Be quiet... let me talk now. I can't even play minions rush or order banana milk because of you.
I can't talk to my friends or check my emails without your number showing up on my phone. If I have to talk to you again, there'll be some major consequences that you'll be facing in court. Stop harassing me. You need to stop waiting outside of my dorm, creep.
Leave me and my members alone. You've been calling my phone every freaking minute, which is starting to aggravate me. I get on my phone to play minions rush, but I can't even play my favorite game because of you. You're creepy and a huge meanie.
No, you listen to me you big meanie. Whenever I try to order banana milk, you always interrupt my shipment order. You're a big meanie cuz you don't ever leave me and my members alone. You always call us whenever we're eating, on v-live, sleeping, and on vacation. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I THROW A ROTTEN BANANA MILK ON YOU, CRAZY LADY." {Alexa play Bad Alive}
The fans that tuned into the interview were all shocked and laughing at how Yu-Yu basically put a Sasaeng in their place. The members were trying to hold in their laughs due to the fact that Yu-Yu kindly put the Sasaeng in their place.
Yu-Yu hanged up the phone and turned his attention back onto the interviewer. "Where were we again, Madame?" The interviewer was in a shocked state but restated the question.
After the interview
Jisung ran up to Yu-Yu, "Baby, you're trending number one on Twitter." Yu-Yu giggled, "Hyung, I had to say something cuz people like them were starting to effect our daily lives. I want us to all be able to have some peace without getting disturbing calls."
Yu-Yu ran up to Min, "Hyung can we go to the park now?" Min nodded his head and drove the eight memebrs to the park. Yu-Yu spent the rest of the evening making flower crowns and reading the funny comments on the article about what had happened earlier.
That's the story on how Yu-Yu put a Sasaeng in their place.
