This little chapter is based off of a real life conversation I had with one of you the other day. We were going back and forth about incorrect quotes about Yu-Yu.
tti_annastaff: yu-yu report to Mr. Sooman's office for a meeting.
yu-yu: *rides his bike into the office* what's up bitch
Sooman: * 👁👄👁* you're debuting in another sub unit.
yu-yu: *runs over Sooman's toes* here's a banana milk *rides away*
Sooman: *cries* you and mark need to stop running away
jaehyun: you're so short and smol yu-yu.
yu-yu: *stomps on his toes* at least I got some cake.
jaehyun: 👁👄👁 🎂 🚫 you're still my favorite child.
yu-yu: I know Appa that's why I use it to my advantage... hehe
suneji noona: yu-yu, we have to dye your hair again, sweetie.
yu-yu: *hops onto his bicycle and runs over her toes* NO! NO MORE HAIR DYE THIS MONTH! YOU'VE ALREADY DYED MY HAIR TEN TIMES THIS MONTH!
suneji noona: *cries in pain* I'll dye your hair only one more time.
yu-yu: *throws an empty banana milk*
LIARyu-yu: *vroom* *vroom* move bitches it's time for me to enter NCITY *runs over ty's toes*
taeyong: *cries in Morse code* you're still my favorite child.
yu-yu: *repeatedly runs over his toes*
taeyong: want a banana milk
yu-yu: :)
yu-yu: *IQ 140* I was born inside a banana milk.
taeyong: *did I drop this child on its head* baby... you didn't come from a banana milk.
yu-yu: stop lying eomma
taeyong: just because I lied about the meaning of a few songs doesn't mean I'm a liar.
yu-yu: STOP LYING! I was born as a banana milk.
taeyong: aish!
yu-yu: let's go on a drive namjoon
namjoon: *sits on the bike* *crash*
yu-yu: you broke my bike?!?!
namjoon: sorry
yu-yu: buy me five banana milks
poo-poo: *laughs at yu-yu*
yu-yu: *runs over poo-poo's toes* at least my name doesn't sound like shit.
poo-poo: *shits himself*
yu-yu: TY EOMMA IT'S TIME FOR MY DAILY DRIVE * accidentally runs over ty's toes*
taeyong: *cries in pain* you're still my favorite child
yu-yu: *sips his banana milk* I know :)
yu-yu: *sees shotaro"
shotaro: let's make a tik tok
yu-yu: ty eomma
I'm scaredyu-yu: *hungry*
taeyong: *piece of hair turns crispy*
yu-yu: *stares at taeyong*
taeyong: go ahead
yu-yu: *takes a bite of taeyong's hair* Extra crispy
taeyong: *smiles*
yu-yu: *eats his boogers*
lucas: *staring*
yu-yu: we're twins ge
lucas: *eats his boogers* yes
yu-yu: *drives off a cliff*
ty track: "don't worry. you're still my favorite child, even tho we boutta die"
yu-yu: *happily sips his banana milk*
haters: why are you at my house at 4 in the morning ?
yu-yu: because i searched up little bitch in the gps and here i am
haters: 👁👄👁
yu-yu: VROOM VROOM MF 😎
jimin {aoa}: Oh my gosh! You're so cute!
can I have your number so that we can be friends?yu-yu: *evil smile* sure... give me a second
*hops onto his bike* *goes over 80 mph*jimin: are you also gifting me your bicycle?
yu-yu: *laughs evilly* hell nah bit*h!
I ain't giving you anything, because I don't like having bullies as friends.
*runs over her toes about five times*jimin: you little sh*t!
yu-yu: oh you want me to run over your toes
again?!?! *runs over her toes once more*jimin: 👁👄👁
yu-yu: that's what you get for hurting
Mina Noona. *throws a rotten banana milk*also yu-yu: peace out ✌🏼 bitch 🤪
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