"Should I cook that turkey that I bought last week?" Yu-Yu had asked himself. Yu-Yu isn't really the greatest at cooking, so it wouldn't really be surprising if he burned the dorm down.
Yu-Yu tried to google how to cook the turkey, but he didn't understand any of the videos. The child saw a oven in the videos, but he thought the oven was a dishwasher. Yu-Yu noted to preheat the dishwasher to 400. Yu-Yu watched about five videos before he was even more confused than before.
Yu-Yu turned his phone off and went down towards the ninth floor to grab the turkey. Yu-Yu nearly fell down the stairs as he carried the turkey back up to the tenth floor. Yu-Yu walked into the kitchen and sat the turkey down. Yu-Yu somehow preheating the dishwasher to 400.
Yu-Yu picked up a bottle of 'oil' that turned out to be soap, but the child didn't really pay attention.
Yu-Yu squeezed out about a cup of the soap and applied it to the turkey. Yu-Yu looked at the turkey with a confuse expression after seeing the bubbles.
Yu-Yu thought to himself, "Weird... the turkey is having a bubble bath." Yu-Yu played with the bubbles for a bit. Yu-Yu got about a cup of salt and dumped it onto the turkey. Yu-Yu then placed it directly into the dishwasher.
The child set a timer on his phone and walked away. Yu-Yu decided to go play minions rush while the turkey 'cooked'. About an hour into Yu-Yu's playtime, Yu-Yu could hear a loud shout coming from the kitchen. "WHO IN THE WORLD PUT A TURKEY IN THE DISHWASHER?"
Yu-Yu ran out of his room and guiltily looked towards Jungwoo who was taking the turkey out of the dishwasher. Yu-Yu whispered quietly, "I thought that was the oven." Mark and Jaehyun came out after hearing the loud shout. Jaehyun asked, "What's wrong?"
Jungwoo explained, "Yu-Yu placed the turkey into the dishwasher." Mark started laughing like crazy, which caused Yu-Yu to pout at the older. Yu-Yu expressed, "I'll just eat the turkey since it's horrible to throw away food." Jaehyun scolded Yu-Yu,
"hell nah... you ain't eating raw turkey, child."
Yu-Yu pouted and tried to give Jaehyun puppy dog eyes. "Yu-Yu ah don't try to use that trick right now. I don't want you dying from raw turkey. We have a bunch of other foods here, but you want to eat raw turkey." Yu-Yu started singing, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Mark and Jungwoo couldn't even keep their laughs in. Jaehyun had to stop himself from switching into papa bear mode which is scary as fuck. Jaehyun explained in a monotone, "Bubba, we don't put meat in the dishwasher. If you eat raw meat you'll get sick and sent to the hospital.
We especially don't put a 50 lb turkey into the dishwasher. You're so lucky Doyoung and Taeyong aren't here. Do I have myself clear?" Yu-Yu nodded his head laughing at Jaehyun being serious.
The older shook his head in disbelief.
Yu-Yu spent the rest of the day watching how to bake a Turkey, even though Jaehyun for sure banned the child from buying another one.
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NCT's Baby Boy| 24th member ~ Lai Yu-han
FanfictionPublished~ 20.07.02 Lai Yu-han was born in Perth, Australia. He was raised in Australia up until the age of two. He was scouted by five different entertainment companies by the age of two. He moved to Korea by himself at the age of two and half, and...
