Sander Sides Oneshots (Request open)

Drunk Janus

A/N: I don't know what I'm doing anymore also please leave request! It can be anything, fluff, angst, a mix of the two! I'm running out of ideas.

Janus’ Pov 

I may have had a little too much wine last night. I mean waking up upside down about to fall off the stairway railing isn’t normal. 

“Virgil what happened last night?”

He looked up from the couch an amused look on his face.

“Oh no what did I do?”

“Well you made out with Roman and Remy then you tried on all the sides makeup and may I just say Remy will not be happy when he comes back from the club he went to last night.”

My face paled and my eyes went wide.

“What did I do to his makeup?”

He smirked a smug smirk turning his phone around. A picture of me with Remy’s makeup all over my face was glaring back at me. I looked at Virgil in horror as he took his phone back.

“Is there anything left?!”

“No it’s pretty much gone.”

“Oh no! Oh no I’m done! I’m a dead snake! Oh gosh who let me have so much wine?”

“Remus.”

“Of course it was Remus. When will Remy be back?”

“Now babes! The club last night was amazing! You and Ro should’ve joined me JJ, you would’ve had so much fun!”

He sipped his coffee as my face paled even more.

“Hey Rem sweetie how about you go Ro all about it while I go shopping.”

“We can come with and I can tell both of you just let me go fix my makeup.”

“No! I mean why do you need to do that?”

“Gurl have you looked at me! I look like a hot mess.”

“Nahhh, you look great love.”

“It will just take a minute snake boi.”

He kissed my forehead and went upstairs to his room.

“Welp I’m moving to Canada. If I don’t make it make sure I have a lovely funeral.”

“I would just go hide with Roman.”

“That’s a good idea I’m going to go-”

“Who was in my makeup!!!”

“Well that’s my cue to go hide now bye!”

I quickly sunk out as Remy came downstairs.

“Roman!”

He looked up confused.

“Hey amor what’s up?”

“I had too much wine last night!”

“I know.”

“I used Remy’s makeup!”

He laughed, “I’ll protect you my little snek.”

“I’m not little but thank you.”

“Janus Deceit Sanders where are you!!”

“Hide me!”

I hid behind my other boyfriend as the door opened.

“You are a bad hider babes.”

I poked my head out from behind Roman, “Remy love my coffee boyfriend I was drunk and had no idea what I was doing I’m sorry I didn’t mean to use your makeup!”

“And how are you going to make it up to me?”

“New makeup, coffee date, and cuddles?”

“Fine.”

I walked over to Remy kissing his cheek and hugging him.

“I am sorry Rem I didn’t mean too.”

“I know seeing the picture Virgil took was enough but now I get new makeup, a date and free cuddles.”

I looked up at him a smug smirk on his face. I pulled away going over to princey.

“Ro’s my favorite now.”

Remy gasped, “How dare you replace me with a prince! Have you no shame!”

“Hey! And who said you were his favorite to begin with?”

“Well the obvious ‘Roman’s my favorite now’ and come on hunny it’s prince or good bad boy. I think we both know who won that fight.”

“Yeah me.”

Remy walked over and kissed Ro’s cheek, “Your funny hun, now coffee date let’s go!”