"Roslyn," my father's voice cut through the kitchen"
"Yes daddy?" I asked, turning to look at him, bagel hanging out of my mouth.
"We need to talk," his voice was serious, my brow wrinkled in confusion.
"Okay..." I followed him to his office where he shut the door as I fell into one of the chairs.
"Alright," he sat across from me and scrubbed a hand over his tired face. "Now that you are dating Grady there have to be some rules."
"Like?" I asked cautiously.
"No more sleepovers in your bed," he pointed to me.
"Okay," I nodded.
"No cuddling on the couch," he ticked off a second finger.
"Okay," I agreed.
"You have to be home before 11 on school nights and 2 am on weekends," wow a curfew...
"Okay," I nodded.
"You will not be allowed to stay the night at Grady's unless there is some soft of emergency."
"Yes sir," I answered, still slightly confused. These were all rules that had already been in place...weren't they?
"Lastly," he sat back in his chair, "no sex until you are 30."
At that I busted out laughing, my father's pale face relaxed a bit as I held my sides.
"Daddy," I laughed harder, "30 really?"
"Yes," he laughed back. "It was the highest number that popped into my head."
"Daddy you have nothing to worry about," I took another bite of my bagel.
"I know Grady is a good boy," he smiled, "but a parent cannot ignore the things they hear. Some people in this town have bad opinions of him, so I am just warning you."
"Daddy I know what I am getting myself into," I sat forward. "Grady is a player, always has been and he probably always will be. This is nothing serious," I lied straight through my teeth. This was all very serious to me, but I knew Grady changed women like other people changed their underwear.
"Alright then honey," he smiled before standing, "now go get ready for school," he commanded with a soft kiss to my forehead.
"Yes sir," I saluted before leaving the room.
"Did you get the talk too?" Grady asked, causing me to jump.
"Sheesh," I held my hand to my pounding heart, but couldn't tell if I was scared or just affected by him. "Don't do that!" I yelled slapping his chest, my skin colliding with his.
"Sorry," he grinned, catching my hand.
"No you're not," I scoffed, pulling my hand away.
"Yes I am," he pulled me back to him, pouting.
"Stop it," I grumbled up at him.
"I said I was sorry," he kissed my forehead.
"Uh huh," I nodded, my face sweeping up his very warm chest.
"Do you accept my apology?" he asked, running his hands through my hair.
"I guess," I sighed, "but you still have to let me go," I reasoned with my fingers as they grazed down his tan skin.
"And why is that?" he whispered.
"No PDA," I answered, "and we have to get ready for school," I pulled myself away from him.
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I Love You, Jerk Face
HumorRoslyn Kohlepple just discovered something terrible; she is in love with Grady Martin. Now while love might sound like something that a girl of 17 would embrace, the last thing Ros wants is to be in love with Grady, also known to her as jerk face...