Amelio: This looks like you. *holds up a picture of shadow the hedgehog*
Shadow: *blushes* Oh yeah?! This looks like you! *holds up a photo of a trashcan*
Amelio: Damn! You sure you aren't on camera? Splitting image.
Shadow: So depressing. *tsks*
Amelio: I can't help it. I was born as a trash can and my family is trash.
Shadow: *snickers and clears his throat* Yeah right. You wanna know trash? My parents only care about my older brother.
Amelio: You mean the one named Junior?
Shadow: Yes. Why?
Amelio: He's coming this way.
Shadow: *squeaks and turns around*
Amelio: *laughs* Got you!
Michael Jr: Actually I'm behind you. *smiles at Amelio*
Amelio: *screams*
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Jerry: You should have a boyfriend by now.
Amelio: I know, I'm working on someone though.
Max: When we were teenagers. We had plenty of sex.
Amelio: Yeah with each other. *sticks his tongue out*
Jerry: True, but with your uncles too.
Amelio: I know. Carmey told me so.
Carmey: Damn right! *takes a beer from the fridge*
Max: Hey that's mine!
Carmey: I don't see your name on it. *opens it*
Max: *whines* It's my favorite!
Carmey: too bad!~ *runs out of the kitchen*
Jerry: I'll buy you more.
Max: She has no respect for me! *pouts*
Amelio: *laughs* Nice.