Jamey: *crying* I didn't mean to yell at him.
Faz: Aww it's okay. *pats his head*
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He would never cry in front of Faz or anyone else
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Jerry: Maxi do you still think I'm hot?
Max: Yes always. Why?
Jerry: Jamey gave me a photo of my youth years. *sniffs* I was so hot.
Max: You're still hot.
Jerry: Maybe so... I'm gonna go on a diet!
Max: Good luck then baby.
~ 2 days ~
Max: What happened to the diet?
Jerry: *eating nutella from the Jar* I didn't lose weight in the first two days so I gave up.
Max: What.
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Raven: You bitch! Why don't you ever call?
Max: I send you dick pics! Isn't that enough?
Raven: Obviously it's not.
Jerry: Wanna meet my baby?
Amelio: Daddy! *points at Blue*
Blue: Hi baby! This is my baby.
Rev.Amelio: Mommy. *points at Jerry*
Rex: Mom! *hugs Jerry* Or I mean dad.
Jerry: *pets him* Hi rexie!!
Max+Raven: *arguing about the photos*
Jerry: They love each other so much.
Blue: It's cute. *kisses his cheek*
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John: Love you.
Felix: Love you more.
John: Love you most.
Felix: Love you the most most.
John: I love you the more most most.
Ester: Some people are trying to watch their show.
Michael Jr: *huffs looking at them*
John: oh.
Felix: I'm sorry my baby! *hugs him and cooes*
Michael Jr: *giggles*
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Jamey: Try me.
Koda: *huffs and climbs the fridge*
Jamey: What are you doing?
Koda: *gets in a comfortable spot and starts falling asleep*
Jamey: Koda!
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Rev.John: Pay attention to me!! *jumping on the couch*
Rev.Felix: I am. *clearly watching tv*
Rev.John: *whines* Pay attention to me!! I need attention! I want attention!
Rev.Mike: John you're gonna hurt yourself.
Rev.John: Mikey!! You pay attention to me!! *tackle hugs him*
Rev.Mike: *squeaks falling to the ground with him*
Rev.Nat: Finally. *gets in Felix's lap*
Rev.Felix: *laughs a bit* He's such a handful, but as long as he's happy. Everyone's happy.
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Carmey: *chugging a bottle of vodka crying* T-thats *hic* I-it!! I-I'm *hic* o-off men *hic* for g-good *hic* I-I'm t-turning gay. *hiccups*
Jerry: My poor baby.
Max: She needed to learn.
~ Couple days later ~
Caremy: Mom dad, this is my new girlfriend.
Girl: *waves*
Jerry+Max: *spits out their coffee*
Carmey: Woah! What's with the sudden reaction?
Jerry: You were serious?
Carmey: Duh.
Max: We thought it was the alcohol talking.
Carmey: It wasn't.
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After Jake breaks her heart a second time, Carmey goes full lesbian mode
