Olive: Why does the woman always have to be on the bottom?
Oil: How come it doesn't hurt when he puts his junk in her junk?
Olive: She's faking it.
Oil: Is lube optional?
Olive: Hey there's one with guys.
Oil: Ew no!
Olive: too late!~
Oil: No I- *gasps slightly* Holy cow! He's cute!
Olive: God this is hot!
Jamey: Mmm I prefer cuter boys like your mother.
Olive+Oil: *screams out*
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Jamey: You're too fucking young to be looking at straight and gay porn!!
Olive: Hey we're almost fifteen!
Oil: That's practically half way there!!
Jamey: No it's not. I'm taking away your computer!!
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Teacher: *clears his throat* I seem to have caught your children.. uh.. watching porn.
Faz: On what?
Teacher: The uh.. school computers.
Faz: oh my god. *covers his face*
Olive: We didn't know they were monitored!!
Oil: Sue us.
Jamey: *sighs* Why are you doing this?
Olive: Some kid at school said he had sex with his girlfriend.
Oil: Then he called us gay dateless weirdos. But I'm not gay!
Olive: I think I am.
