Lucifer: My dad sucks.
Angelo: My parents too suck.
Lucifer: Nice. We should go play video games.
Angelo: At the arcade?! Oh.. but I don't have any money?
Lucifer: I'm the heir to the throne of hell. I have money to spare. *gives him coins*
Angelo: Oh my god. Is this gold?
Lucifer: You bet. This is only between me and you though.
Angelo: *beams and hugs him*
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Lucifer: What is this feeling I have? ....
Angelo: It's so strange.
Lucifer: What's that thing called?
Angelo: I feel like I've seen this before. *turns on the tv*
Lucifer: I'm afraid to ask my parents. It's on the tip of my tongue.
Angelo: Oh no...
Lucifer: Oh damn it!
Angelo+Lucifer: I think I'm gay for my best friend.
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Lucifer: *kicks the slide, denting it*
Angelo: I understand your pain.
Lucifer: I fucking bust my chops for that old man and he doesn't respect what I do!! *bends the swingsets*
Angelo: *winces* Be careful.
Lucifer: *growling*
Angelo: *hugs him tight*
Lucifer: *stops and huffs* It doesn't matter.
Angelo: but it matters to you and it matters to me too.
Lucifer: This is so gay.
Angelo: You're gay!!
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