Amelio: Honey Jr, are you my true love?
Honey Jr: What?
Amelio: You're so pretty!
Honey Jr: *blushes* Stop it!
Amelio: *snickers*
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Ellie: Don't even think about it.
Amelio: What? I love em young. *dodges her hand*
Ellie: I'm your cousin asshole.
Amelio: and my dad wants to fuck your dad, what else is new?
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Amelio: Did you ever think how it would effect me? *looking at himself in a mirror*
Jerry: *knocks on the door* Ami? What are you doing?
Amelio: Talking to myself!
Jerry: I believe that, I love you. *walks away£
Amelio: Yeah that's right, you. *points at himself in the mirror* Why do you do the things that you do? Who are you? *feels his face* Who am I?
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Michael Jr: Do you ever cry yourself to sleep.
Amelio: *laughs* That's funny- whispers: because I do.
Michael Jr: What?
Amelio: Because I don't! *smiles* My sleep schedule is bright and right.
Michael Jr: Hm. Sleep is important too.
Amelio: Love a man who can keep up appearances? *takes out a card* My card. *gives him his card*
Michael Jr: You have a card?
Amelio: Duh. If I'm gonna offer myself up, I wanna do it well.
Michael Jr: I hope you meant love, not body.
Amelio: Eh.. Both.
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Ami's not depressed, he's just weird and he gets sad sometimes
