Jamey: Where are your little boyfriends?
Koda: Dad! They're not my boyfriend's.
Faz: Aw nothing to be ashamed of! John's in a poly relationship with Mike and Nat.
Koda: I'm not in a poly relationship!
Jamey: Alright, Alright. Where are they though?
Koda: We're not joined at the hip y'know. They went home. *huffs*
Amelio: Except me! Because I wanted to say hi.
Jamey: Oh hey Ami.
Faz: Aw Ami! Where's your parents?
Amelio: Probably at home fucking.
Jamey: Of course.
Koda: Gross.
Amelio: Hey Koda! I never realized, but we're cousins!!
Koda: Even grosser, you had a crush on me.
Amelio: Yeah for awhile. Now I'm in love with Shadow.
Jamey: Ah.
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Olive: Are you kidding me?! Koda doesn't have to do this with us?! *doing sit-ups*
Oil: *planking on the ground whining* This is so unfair!
Jamey: You live under my house, you'll go by my rules and Koda's already bulky enough.
Koda: *sleeping underneath a tree*
Olive: It's not our fault we don't have any jobs! *switches to push-ups*
Oil: Y-you told us w-we could stay w-whenever! *collapses on the ground*
Jamey: Yeah, as long as you pay rent.
Olive: Lay off! *pouts*
Faz: I made lemonade!
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Great family
