Dates

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Angelo: What a wonderful day for a date!

Lucifer: This is not a date. I wanted to try my grandchild's husband's restaurant

Angelo: It's a date!

Lucifer: No it's not!!

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Angelo: Aww taking me on a date?

Lucifer: We're just walking to the Hell park.

Angelo: I'm still counting this as a date~ *hugs his arm*

Lucifer: *grumbles rubbing his face*

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Angelo: *sipping a milkshake* Mmm~ So?

Lucifer: *sipping out of the same milkshake* What?

Angelo: Is this a date?

Lucifer: No, I was thirsty.

Angelo: but we're sharing a milkshake!

Lucifer: it's to save money

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Jamey: Dad, just admit it. You take mom out for dates.

Lucifer: Never.

Jamey: Fine, I'm taking away your caprisun. *grabs it*

Lucifer: What?! That's the most delicious drink I've ever drank!

Jamey: Too bad. *spills it on the floor* oops.

Lucifer: You bitch.

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Lucifer: I won't.

Angelo: It's okay. As long as I know it's a date. *opens his mouth*

Lucifer: *feeds him a cupcake* whatever.

Angelo: *smiles eating it*

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He's so tsundere

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