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Olive: I'm finally older then dad! *picks Jamey up*

Jamey: *pulls on his hair*

Olive: *whines and puts him down*

Jamey: *picks him up and puts him on the couch*

Olive: .....

Jamey: *pats his leg and gives him the remote*

Olive: ... I renounce my age.

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Max: Where's Jerry?

Coal: um Max?

Max: *looks at him*

Coal: *motions to a cop*

Cop: Sir uh.. Wilde. Do you know you have a baby on your roof?

Max: .... JERRY!! *runs outside*

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Angelo: *taking pictures* My baby! My baby!

Jamey: *dressed in a sailor outfit deadpanning*

Angelo: My beautiful baby! *takes pictures of Jerry too*

Jerry: *dressed as a pumpkin* I'm a pumpin!

Angelo: *squeals* Lucy look at your children!!

Lucifer: Can't. *throws a person in a pit of fire* Sending people to Hell.

Angelo: *huffs and gets a phone call* Ooh! *answers it* Hello?

Max: Hey when can I have my wife back?

Angelo: ah well... uh.. *gets another call* Hold on! *answers it* Hello!

Faz: Angie I miss Jamey. *wipes his eyes* I want him back.

Angelo: *whines* They're my babies!

Max+Faz: They're ours first!

Lucifer: You should probably give them back.

Angelo: *groans and crosses his arms*

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