Lucifer: *hums and pokes a squirrel with a stick*
Devil Teacher: Pay attention!! *smacks his hands with a ruler*
Lucifer: *drops the stick, rubbing his hands* Bitch.
Devil Teacher: *growls* You all have to pick a random kid and torture the HELL out of them.
Devil: Why?
Devil Teacher: It's part of your Exam. NOW GO DO IT!
*Everyone branches off*
Lucifer: *kicks a rock, heading towards the park* Who to pick on though?
Girl: *going down the slides*
Lucifer: No. she has friends.
Boy: *playing on the monkey bars*
Lucifer: Also no. His parents are watching him*
Boy: *swinging on the swings by himself*
Lucifer: Perfect. He's by himself and I see no parents around. *walks over*
Boy: *hears footsteps and looks up at him*
Lucifer: Hi. I'm Lucifer.
Boy: .... You have red skin.
Lucifer: *looks at himself* Oh. Whoops. *turns into his human self*
Boy: *laughs a bit* You're funny. I'm Angelo.
Lucifer: Hi Angelo. Why are you by yourself?
Angelo: I don't have much friends.
Lucifer: It looks to me like you don't have any friends.
Angelo: Don't remind me. *looks away*
Lucifer: *tilts his head* Sorry. I'm suppose to make you sad.
Angelo: Why? *looks at him sternly* Did a mean bully put you up to it?
Lucifer: No. I'm a devil.
Angelo: Those don't exist.
Lucifer: Yeah they do! My skin was red! You pointed it out!
Angelo: Well... you have a point.
Lucifer: *sits on the swing* You're weird.
Angelo: My dad says that too.
Lucifer: Do you wanna talk about it?
Angelo: No! Dad says talkings for girls!
Lucifer: Oh yeah... But... you look like a girl.
Angelo: ..... So it's okay?
Lucifer: Yeah.
Angelo: Well I'm sad.
Lucifer: Don't be sad. *pats his head* There there.
Angelo: I like that... how old are you?
Lucifer: I'm.... 12 years old.
Angelo: Oh! I'm only 9.
Lucifer: Wow. You're so small though.
Angelo: *gets up* My mom says I'm tall!
Lucifer: Sorry sorry. You're really weird for a boy.
Angelo: Well you're really weird for a devil!
Lucifer: I don't mean to be. *turns back to normal and growls at him deeply*
Angelo: You don't scare me because I know who you really are.
Lucifer: Darn. *turns back to human*
Angelo: Why are you here anyways?
Lucifer: I told you. I'm supposed to make you feel bad and scare you about death.
Angelo: Well that's already happened. Sorry.
Lucifer: Well if I already failed, Wanna play with me? *holds his hand out*
Angelo: *tears up* Yes. *holds his hand*
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Angelo: Do you have to leave?
Lucifer: Yeah my Daddy's waiting. His name is Cephilaus.
Angelo: *looks down* oh...
Lucifer: I promise I'll come back.
Angelo: You swear?
Lucifer: Yes. All the time fuck face.
Angelo: I didn't mean it like that!!
Lucifer: oh. Yeah.
Angelo: Then you better come back, I'll be waiting.
Lucifer: Okay okay. *hugs him and runs off*
Angelo: I really liked him. I wonder why. *trots off back home*
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Bunch of babies who'll break my heart
