Baby

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Faz: Jamey I'm pregnant.

Jamey: What?! That's grea-

Faz: But the father isn't you.

Jamey: Oh god, let me guess, Jerry?

Faz: No it's- *tears up* Lucifer.

Jamey: WHAT?!

Lucifer: *appears outta nowhere* Sup?

Jamey: *tackles him and starts choking him* I'm gonna murder you twice!!

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Lucifer: *wakes up and sits up* Damn, How did I get a nightmare? *rubs his eyes*

Angelo: *asleep, cuddling into his stomach*

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Jamey: *controlling the nightmare computer smirking* This is what you get for walking around my Muffin with a shirt off.

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