Max: Don't ever leave me.
Jerry: I won't?
Max: Cuz if you do, I'll be so sad. I'll die. *hugs him tight*
Jerry: *pats his head* There there. You're just tired.
Max: I am. But I love you so much.
Jerry: I love you so much too~ *cooes at him and kisses him*
Max: *kisses back*
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Lucifer: Maybe I should break them up.
Angelo: You do and I'll divorce your ass so fast, you won't know what just happened.
Lucifer: *growls and grumbles, crossing his arms*
Angelo: That's right. It was just a kiss, chill out.
Lucifer: It was not just a kiss! It was a makeout! Plus you grinded against each other.
Angelo: I was drunk and horny! Get over it. I got over yours
Lucifer: I will not and for the record you both got me drunk and I thought he was you.
Angelo: Aw.
Ellie: *chewing on a spoon*
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Faz: *hugging Jerry tightly*
Jerry: *pats his head*
Faz: Fuck me.
Jerry: So soon?
Faz: *tears up* Jamey's angry at me.
Jerry: aw why?
Faz: I keep taking his smokes.
Jerry: duh, you have a baby in your belly. *pats his belly*
Faz: Okay fine, but still! *hugs him tight* Pleeease fuck me.
Jerry: Alright alright.
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Max: Stop smoking then.
Jamey: I can't. Even if I do, I'll always revert back.
Max: It's called addiction.
Jamey: Yes and your addicted to Jerry.
Max: I am! And your addicted to smokes and Faz!
Jamey: But I can't have both and you know I'll always choose Faz first.
Max: True. So when you smoke, you choose smokes first?
Jamey: .... *eyes widen* Oh my god.
Max: You really didn't know that?
Jamey: My poor baby. I gotta stop, at least until the baby's born and outta the house.
Max: Okay... lovely talk, but I wanna fuck because my baby's fucking your baby with his tentacles and that's super hot.
Jamey: Fine! I need to blow off steam.
Max: So you're gonna blow your load in me?~
Jamey: Get against the table.
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Jerry: I kinda wanna get pregnant, but I wanna get someone else pregnant too. *runs his fingers through Max's hair*
Max: Oh really? Wanna try and get me pregnant? Or do you wanna try getting Jamey pregnant again?
Jerry: Mm.. both. Plus Faz.
Max: Once Koda's born?
Jerry: Fuck yeah~ *kisses him hard and pulls away* I love that you agree with me~
Max: I love how devious you are~
Jerry: You know it baby~ *kisses him hard again*
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They're so evil
