Jazzy: Hey *pokes Sam*
Sam: hm?
Jazzy: I need a favor.
Sam: Interesting.
Jazzy: Can you teach me husband rough sex?
Sam: .... why?
Jazzy: He's adorable and shy, but having gentle sex is great and all, but I want him to be spicy with me.
Sam: okay..
Jazzy: I tried making him go rough, but he's only gentle with me. I tried making him pull my hair, he's kissing my head, I try making him bite my nipples, He sucking on them like I'm breastfeeding a child.
Sam: *nods*
Jazzy: He's so cute! But I didn't do years of training on my body just so it can be wasted away.
Sam: *snickers* Alright.