Jerry: How come you took Jamey?!
Lucifer: Because he's reached the age to wed?
Jerry: Then how come I didn't go?!
Lucifer: Because you're still 10
Jerry: But when I turn 11 I'll be old!
Angelo: He has a point.
Jerry: I don't wanna be stuck a virgin like Jamey!
Jamey: I'm not a virgin!... anymore. *pushes Faz into the bedroom*
Faz: *blushing red*
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I read an article that apparently there are child brides and their common for royalty back in the day. So that's something.
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Jerry: I want someone, I want someone, I want someone!!
Lucifer: *grumbling, sitting in his throne*
Coal: Your Majesty?
Lucifer: What?! *trying to drown out Jerry*
Coal: King Max sent you a letter.
Jerry: King?! *looks at Coal*
Coal: Yes Sir.
Lucifer: What did he write?
Coal: He writes he wishes to see his.. Brother.
Lucifer: Can't he visit someone else?
Coal: I think he lives alone. His parents are dead and his older brother married off to someone three years ago.
Lucifer: How do you know this?
Coal: It was a footnote in the letter.
Jerry: Let him in! I wanna see what he looks like!
Lucifer: *sighs rubbing his face* Fine.
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I think Coal would make a great duke
