Jake: So how's it going with Sai?
Ollie: Not good. *pouts*
Jake: What's wrong?
Ollie: He's not getting my hints. I love him to bits, but he's pretty oblivious.
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Ollie: Hey sai~
Sai: *looks up from his phone* Yes?
Ollie: *comes out with a wedding dress on* Don't I look pretty?
Sai: Of course!
Ollie: Like a bride?
Sai: absolutely~ *stands up and kisses him*
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Ollie: All my attempts end up with Sex.
Jake: isn't it a bit too early to get married?
Ollie: *deadpans at him*
Jake: right.
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Ollie: *showing Sai wedding videos* Look at them! So happy~
Sai: Like us. *kisses his cheek*
Ollie: Yes! We could be even super happy though! Like super duper happy!
Sai: I thought we already were.
Ollie: even more! *smiles*
Sai: Hm.. I know what's making me super happy right now~
Ollie: oh?
Sai: You~ *kisses him and squeezes his breasts*
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Ollie: By the way where's Damien? I thought you guys were together 24/7?
Jake: He wouldn't let me leave so I had dad make a clone or an "illusion"
Ollie: *laughs a bit* I would love two sai's
Jake: Ask dad.
Ollie: Maybe~
Jake: Well, just keep at it.
Ollie: Oh I will.
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Sai: what's this? *holds up a magazine* Wedding centrals. Hm. *reads it* Hey! Katy Perry released a new song.
Ollie: *from the doorway* Mutters: Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have gotten a magazine with famous celebrities in em!
