Oil: See? I clearly have a bigger dick. *shows it off*
Olive: What? No way. The only way to actually find out is to put them side by side and measure them.
Oil: Fine.
Jamey: *walks by* Can you please close the door when you're doing this?
Oil: Sorry Dad! *closes their bedroom door*
Olive: Alright. I got a ruler.
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Oil: It was a stupid game anyways.
Olive: *smiling* Don't feel bad.
Faz: Yeah honey. Mel's dick is smaller then Flaz's.
Mel: No it's not! Mine was literally like Dad's!
Flaz: It's one inch smaller.
Mel: *growls at him*
Oil: I do feel better now.
