Mel: New arrival.
Flaz: Oh wow! It's been so long!
Tammy: Wow! Someone new to talk to!
Loren: Finally.
George: *slowly opens the door* Where am I?
Mel: Welcome to purgatory. You're #1765309
George: Bloody Hell. This is because I killed my sister's abuser?
Tammy: Ooh a murderer?!
Mel: Yes and then killing yourself.
George: Duh. *looks at Tammy and Loren* Who are these Blokes?
Mel: You're partners. They're dead, but me and my wife are not.
Flaz: *waves hi*
George: So what? You're gay?
Mel: Duh.
Tammy: I really like your accent!
George: Thanks. What's your name?
Tammy: Tammy! I'm a They, but I like being called a boy!
George: Ah.. *turns to Loren* What about you, ya.. dodgy feller?
Loren: My name's Loren. I'm the only person with brains on this team. Get used to it.
George: I guess I'll have to.
Mel: Hey I have brains!
Flaz: So do I!
Tammy: I don't!
Loren: Hm.
George: What did I get myself into, Mate? *rubs his temples*
