Nat: I found a friend!
Demon: sup.
Lucifer: Put that thing away. It's dirty.
Felix: Get away from Natty!
Demon: Hey man. He found me first. I just wanted to know which way was the suicide hole.
Nat: No! Killing yourself is never the answer.
Demon: pfft- Where were you when I was alive?
Angelo: Who the fuck is this? *points at the demon*
Felix: I'm about 5 seconds away from slicing his head off.
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Idk
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Felix: *spreading blood around Lucifer's clothes*
Lucifer: What the fuck are you doing?
Felix: Marking your clothing with blood.
Lucifer: .... that's .... not yours is it?
Felix: Nope!~
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Felix: Where is he?
Angelo: He likes to wander earth.
Felix: But I wanna gangbang!!
Lucifer: If we don't start something, The demons are gonna show up.
Felix: *grumbles and huffs*
Nat: *hums walking in* Hi!!
Felix: Where were you?!
Nat: I was out?
Felix: Gangbang!!
Nat: ohhh. That was today?
Felix: yes!
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Lucifer: *pushes Nat's head down*
Nat: *sucks harder on his cock*
Felix: *spanking Angelo* Love the way he fucking sucks cock.
Angelo: *moans grinding back into him*
Lucifer: Deep throat baby~
Nat: *deep throats him happily*
Felix: *slamming harder* F-fuck~
Angelo: *gasps out, shuddering*
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Felix: You fuck!! *holding a knife to Mike*
Mike: *squeaks hiding behind Coal*
Coal: *blocking him*
Lucifer: *holding Felix back*
Nat: It was just a fling.
John: yeah it didn't mean anything.
Nat: Yes it did!!
Coal: you're not helping.
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They're all batshit crazy
