Max: What are you doing?
Jerry: Playing on this wonderful machine that Jamey showed me!
Max: What is it?
Jerry: It's called a switch! *holds it up* I'm playing Mario!!
Max: Ooh!
Jerry: technology is amazing.
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Lucifer: How the fuck am I suppose to work this thing? *tapping his phone with his nails*
Jamey: You have long finger nails.
Lucifer: and?
Jamey: you have to tap it with your finger, not your nails.
Lucifer: *taps it with his finger* ah.
Jamey: *rolls eyes*
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Olive: Jeez dad, what year do you think it is?
Jamey: a bad one?
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John: *sniffs*
Faz: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry-
Koda: *drops the fish bone by John's legs* Ba!
John: *whines*
Faz: I'msosososososososososososososo sorry.
Felix: You'll pay for this.
Faz: *whines* I'm sorry!!
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Amelio: On a scale of one to ten, How would I rate how hot you look?
Koda: Let me guess. Ten?
Amelio: No! Fifteen!! *laughs*
Koda: How does that make sense?
Amelio: Aw you're no fun.
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Oil: I gotta say, Green isn't a bad color for me.
Olive: It's a great color on you!
Oil: Thank you.
Jamey: Still don't know why you did it though. *wiping the rest of the green dye off his face*
Oil: Didn't wanna be a freak.
Jamey: You're not a freak.
Olive: Yeah!
Jamey: *kisses his cheek* Silly.
Olive: Yeah!
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Mel: I brought things. *empties out the grocery bag*
Flaz: *pauses his video game* Is that for me?
Mel: *holds up the handcuffs and dildo* Well who else would it be for?
Flaz: Oooh~ Top me!
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Sai: *taking pictures of Allie*
Ollie: What are you doing?
Allie: *trying to grab his phone making baby noises*
Sai: Showing everyone in the world how adorable our kid is *posts them online*
Ollie: Ah. How cute!
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Olive: Ew did you just eat this lollipop that was made by facebook? *holds up the stick of a lollipop that has the facebook website on it*
Oil: *gags* Oh god! They're stealing my health information!
Olive: *laughs*
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Duli: Should I have a kid?
Luca: What.
Duli: A little Duli and Luca kid running around.
Luca: Well he better have my good looks- actually no. He should have my personality.
Duli: I want a baby girl.
Luca: boo. I want a rocking little dude that gets the same hairstyle as me.
Duli: You wish. She's gonna have pretty hair like mine.
Luca: You're no fun. He's gonna like all the stuff I like.
Duli: Oh yeah? Well she's gonna like goth makeup and paint her nails with me!
~ Later ~
Luca: Alright alright. We agree to disagree with our choices.
Duli: Deal! But I'm still right!
Luca: No I am!
Duli: Gotcha~
Luca: *blushes a bit* R-right.
